Tie Onto

Cowboys will tie onto anything as long as it is robust. They will tie onto Satan to see if they can hold him long enough to fairground him and bust him down and break an egg in him. They will rope Doctor Timothy Leary, given the chance, and tie a cowhide to his tail to see if he will go out and have a runaway. Let any man, beast, or idea present a daring target to a cowboy, and he will spread his loop with strangulation and fun on his mind, as long as he is not already beholden to the man, the beast, or the idea.